The truth is stranger than fiction.
At least that’s what we’re told. From another angle, it is fascinating how fiction so often foreshadows real-world events. Take, for example, the 1995 box-office hit “Outbreak” — a story about how a monkey smuggler accidentally spreads a nasty new viral disease from the African jungle, into a plush coastal California community. It’s a great story-line, that planted the fear of an unknown deadly virus deep in the public psyche.
It’s worth a watch, but we’re not here to do a movie review. Instead, let’s look at some recent real-life events:
- The CDC was expecting a shipment of 100 monkeys from the South African island nation Mauritius. However, the truck and trailer that was hauling the monkeys wrecked somewhere in rural Pennsylvania — while heading to an undisclosed CDC facility, for an undisclosed purpose.
- Multiple monkeys escaped from wreckage, prompting a mad scrambled by authorities to locate the missing primates. But, before police could respond, a few friendly locals got out and tried to help the driver — only to encounter at least one very pissed-off and hissing monkey.
- By the next day, authorities had found all the monkeys, euthanizing three of them, which really pissed-off PETA, who was concern that the animals had to endure bitter cold without proper shelter, and were never given the appropriate veterinary care.
- As these were experimental monkeys — very sophisticate lab rats, used for toxicology studies — it was unknown whether the animals were carrying any exotic diseases. With feces flung all over the road, and monkeys on the loose, the CDC worked with the Pennsylvania Health Department to quarantine the scene.
Now, as it turns out, the lady who peaked into the crate — Michelle Fallon, who thought she was looking for a scared kitty-cat — ended up getting monkey saliva in her eye from the hissing monkey, as she stumbled backwards through scattered feces in utter shock. She has since developed symptoms and is being monitored by the CDC for rabies and monkey herpes virus B. In her own words, it was “a day from hell.”
I’m just going to pause for a second and let all that sink in for a moment.
While this story sounds like something straight out of a Hollywood studio, it is in fact national news. The similarities between the story-line of Outbreak and the events in Pennsylvania are eerie to say the least. What’s more, while researching for this podcast there were many other mysterious coincidences that came to light.
In the spirit of good fiction, I’ll cast a conspiratorial perspective on these strange events, and let your imagination decide how this story is going to end!